Beware the Devil's Blend

Not everything on the list is write-home-about-it-funny, but here are a few of my favorites from You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When...

• Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
• You're the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don't even work there.
• Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
• You can jump-start your car without cables.
• You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
• Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
• You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
• You help your dog chase its tail.

They Try to Keep Me Away from the C-c-c-cutlery

The picture was freaky enough, why did they have to use my name? Old ad at Kitschy Kitschy Coo.

(Points to anyone who remembers where the quote in this blog post title is from.)

I Still Think Geddy Lee is Actually an Elf

No, Man, I Didn't Touch The Bamboo, I Swear

Go to Animal Talk to read about rescue efforts for panda's after the earthquake.

Risky Business

You Are Bold When it Counts

You don't make a big fuss about getting what you want... unless it's really important to you. Then you're as bold as you want to be. You just go for it! You're often up for a little excitement and adventure. Well, as long as the cost isn't too great. You enjoy risk, but not for it's own sake. Let's just say you've learned a few lessons about risk in your life.

Are You Bold?