"Evil Democrat Empire? I got news for you, if we're going to do the Star Wars analogy, the Democrats are, at best, Ewoks." --Jon Stewart, on a Republican spoof video comparing Democrats to the evil Empire in Star Wars
Dude, did you pay no effing attention to your Star Wars plots? The Ewoks were essential in the downfall of the Empire. Using only their wits and the tools at hand these adorable, honorable creatures were the lynchpin in defeating the Emperor. Since I'm not a Luke, Leia or Han (or even an R2-D2 or C3PO) I'm perfectly happy to join the ranks of clever, furry, partying rebels.
Dude, did you pay no effing attention to your Star Wars plots? The Ewoks were essential in the downfall of the Empire. Using only their wits and the tools at hand these adorable, honorable creatures were the lynchpin in defeating the Emperor. Since I'm not a Luke, Leia or Han (or even an R2-D2 or C3PO) I'm perfectly happy to join the ranks of clever, furry, partying rebels.
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