Sunday, January 22, 2017

If Asked, I Will Serve.

Over the years I've teased on Twitter about my platform if I were to run for office, and thought that I should document it here. If new things are added, this post will be updated.
  • Office puppies for everyone
  • No stupid banter at award shows
  • Holidays are confined to their season
  • Abolish Mondays
  • The day after the release of a major book (ex. new Harry Potter) shall be a national holiday
"FYI, my plan is to be Queen of Canada, with stops as Virginia state and federal senator." ~ @cmdrsue, January 30, 2016


  1. New addition to the platform: If you want to order more than 2 sandwiches at the drivethru you must use the order-ahead app.

  2. Also adding voting rights to the platform. Since apparently championing those is as much of a unicorn as abolishing Mondays.