Monday, October 23, 2006

It Was a Dark and Stormy Stephen

Now that I've found out that I am #1 in "Colbert Fan Fiction" I feel that I really need to dedicate myself more seriously to my craft. The three basic plots, I suppose, are Stephen versus Stephen, Stephen versus nature (e.g., bears), and Stephen versus supernature (e.g., liberals). No, seriously, liberals. I don't mean to get all facty on you, but the first definition of supernatural on is, "of, pertaining to, or being above or beyond what is natural; unexplainable by natural law or phenomena; abnormal." I rest my case.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Colbert Fan Fiction

Need Colbert Fan Fiction? Then you came to the top spot in this Wikiality. Right, because this is Wikiality you won't really get much ACTUAL Colbert Fan Fiction here, but we are pretty consistently the #1 ranked Google page for the search. We will enhance our Colbert Fan Fiction selection by your request (leave some comments) or IF STEPHEN FEATURES US ON A 'WHO IS HONORING ME NOW' SEGMENT! The story of Stephen and the Factinistas is dying to be written, but only he can make it move from Wikiality to Reality. ~ 2/26/2010 Update
If you really came here looking for Colbert Fan Fiction, please go to the Colbert page. All things Stephen that we've written will be referenced there.
I just checked and it turns out that I am the #2 Google result for Colbert Fan Fiction. This makes me think that I should get serious about writing my Colbert Fan Fiction. Although for now I'm perfectly happy to hold my place on Colbert Fan Fiction by simply referring to "Colbert Fan Fiction" over and over.

But remember, you read it here first. Thoughts That Get Stuck in My Head: #2 in Colbert Fan Fiction. If I can just take down Colbert Nation, then I can be #1.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Career Inventory Test Results

Extroversion ||||||||||||||| 46%
Emotional Stability |||||||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 40%
Altruism |||||||||||||||||| 60%
Inquisitiveness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86%

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Friday, October 6, 2006

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.