Evolutionary Issues

No, I'm not about to enter the debate between Intelligent Design and Evolution (although I can think of a few animals that make either theory seem unlikely). I'm at a bizarre evolutionary plateau in my blog growth where every other time I check I'm morphing between a Flappy Bird and an Adorable Little Rodent. Granted, I could put some more effort into my blogging to try to close the distance, but just sitting here and whining about it seemed like much more fun.