Sunday, July 20, 2008

Beware the Devil's Blend

Not everything on the list is write-home-about-it-funny, but here are a few of my favorites from You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When...
  • Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
  • You're the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don't even work there.
  • Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
  • You can jump-start your car without cables.
  • You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
  • Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
  • You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
  • You help your dog chase its tail.

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