- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You're the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don't even work there.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
- You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
- You help your dog chase its tail.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Beware the Devil's Blend
Not everything on the list is write-home-about-it-funny, but here are a few of my favorites from You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When...