Yes, I know where the Cheetos are - they're right next to you!
Original Post in 2008:
Why does Chester Cheetah have to be all hatin' and stuff now? Have you seen the rather mean-spirited series of Cheetos commercials that have come out lately? I have to admit that it offends my sense of ethics and pretty much turns me off of their product.
I know it's not easy bein' cheesy, but has that somehow turned Chester to the dark side?
If I can't eat Cheetos... that's like half a gamer's diet! What is a poor geek to do?
(title references that old Dr. Demento bit)