Monday, October 23, 2006
It Was a Dark and Stormy Stephen
Now that I've found out that I am #1 in "Colbert Fan Fiction" I feel that I really need to dedicate myself more seriously to my craft. The three basic plots, I suppose, are Stephen versus Stephen, Stephen versus nature (e.g., bears), and Stephen versus supernature (e.g., liberals). No, seriously, liberals. I don't mean to get all facty on you, but the first definition of supernatural on dictionary.com is, "of, pertaining to, or being above or beyond what is natural; unexplainable by natural law or phenomena; abnormal." I rest my case.