Wednesday, November 17, 2004

The Difference Between Lies and Damned Lies

Lie: Wow, Aunt Greta, these are the best biscuits I've ever eaten!
Truth: This is the worst concoction of flour that man has ever seen.

Damned Lie: There will not be a draft.
Damned Truth: The Selective Service System (SSS) and the U.S. Department of Education now are gearing up to compare their computer records, to make sure all men between the ages of 18 and 25 who are required to register for a military draft have done so.

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